I’M CRYING
this is why i love the internet
Isn’t it what happened ?
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand

things that everyone can agree on
- the earth is round
- dinosaurs are sick as hell
- scrappy doo is the single most annoying character that has ever been conceived by the human imagination followed by caillou as a close second

COULD THIS BE ANY MORE ACCURATE
THIS IS THE MOST WONDERFULLY ACCURATE THING I’VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON
If anyone ever asks to compose my biography as a writer, I will just refer them to this.

Walk, walk, fashion baby.
I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.
He doesn’t have a car.
He lives 10 miles away.
He ran.
Go write this in a book. NOw.
